A GMail Present

It’s Christmas day and I have 10 Gmail invites to hand out (ho ho ho). In the spirit of Santa Claus, tell me what you would give me in exchange for an invite. You don’t have to actually give me what you promise, I’m just interesed in what you would give for an invite. The ten most creative answers will get an invite!

15 Responses to “A GMail Present”

  1. signal99 said on December 23rd, 2004 at 7:26 pm

    Eat a light breakfast because we are going out for some drinks and a dinner.

    The limo will be picking you up New Year’s Eve around Noon. Be careful stepping in, because I am bringing a couple of my friends along with us, Sergey Brin and Larry Page from Google.

    Sergey is Co-Founder & President of Technology. Larry, also a Co-Founder is President of Products.

    The four of us will first cruise over to a night club to pick up four hotties. While we enjoy our drinks and puff on some Acid cigars, the four of us will discuss the technology of tomorrow. The girls, now dancing out on the dance floor are enjoying themselves.

    A couple hours later, we are off to Rocco’s 22nd Street for dinner. Rocco DiSpirito will be cooking for us directly, so we are the kings of his castle. The girls are now undressing eachother in the limo. We are enjoying the show.

    We arrive at Rocco’s, have dinner, more drinks, and get ready to head ovet to Times Square. It’s almost 11PM, but don’t worry, I got us a delux Winnebago parked right at the center of all the action, stocked with drinks.

    We arrive, the girls slip into something comfortable once we get inside our private Winnebago, and lone and behold, you meet our servant for the night, Bill Gates!

    Bill is our bitch. When we say jump, he asks how high. He is our waiter, our bartender, our maid, etc.

    Midnight comes along, the clock hits midnight, we watch the ball drop, and wish in the New Year. After partying for a few hours in Times Square, we hit the hay inside our four delux bedrooms inside the Winnebago. Yup, the girls are staying the night.

    In the morning, the limo will be driving everyone home. Hope your New Years was a good one!

  2. Chris Shields said on December 23rd, 2004 at 7:58 pm

    Forgot to give you my E-mail address when I was describing my above gift to you – webmaster@signal99.com

    Thanks!

  3. Peter Jensen said on December 25th, 2004 at 10:38 am

    Hey!
    Sorry, I can’t offer you much. However, I am really interessed in getting a Gmail account. So, in the spirit of Christmas, would you be kind enough to send me an invite. It would really make my day.
    Thank you so much.

    Peter

  4. Fatzers said on December 25th, 2004 at 2:28 pm

    How was that first comment posted 2 DAYS before the invitation…hmmmm it seems there are time-traveling folks around here or someone is SERIOUSLY into crystal balls :)

  5. Chris Shields said on December 25th, 2004 at 6:06 pm

    Just call me Doc Brown!

  6. Phil said on December 25th, 2004 at 9:07 pm

    If I were able, I’d give you peace on earth in exchange for a Gmail account
    :)

  7. Alex said on December 26th, 2004 at 4:34 pm

    :) I have free 3 Gmail Intitation :) I’m Santa! :)

  8. Stephen said on December 26th, 2004 at 10:46 pm

    I have can only offer my silence as I react to the sadness that has happened in the southern asian region I am sure that we all hope and wish for no more deaths this year.

  9. Mark said on December 27th, 2004 at 8:41 pm

    I’ll give you the pleasure of adding to the long list of all my other email addresses that I have problems tracking and using, but that are somehow necessary to do what we do in our lives.

  10. ajay said on January 4th, 2005 at 4:43 am

    hi
    plz send me link for gmail account becaz i have some necessary work then it is easier to me

  11. Andy said on January 4th, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    A badger in a raincoat

  12. ME said on February 16th, 2005 at 11:57 pm

    I could give you the world… in one night. ;) Take it anyway you want… but ha… I can give you THINGS…. if you know what I mean! Keep in touch… we could have some fun together!

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